Thursday, September 25, 2008

In case you can't tell, I don't like Obama

Truth or Not ExactlyOBAMA'S "NOT EXACTLY'S"
1.) Selma Got Me Born - NOT EXACTLY, your parents felt safe enough to haveyou in 1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965.(Google' Obama Selma ' for his full March 4, 2007 speech and articles aboutits various untruths.)
2.) Father Was A Goat Herder - NOT EXACTLY, he was a privileged, welleducated youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan Government.
3.) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter - NOT EXACTLY, he was part of oneof the most corrupt and violent governments Kenya has ever had.
4.) My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom - NOT EXACTLY, yourcousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn alegitimate election in 2007, in Kenya . It is the first widespread violencein decades. The current government is pro-American but Odinga wants tooverthrow it and establish Muslim Sharia law. Your half-brother, AbongoObama, is Odinga's follower. You interrupted your New Hampshire campaigningto speak to Odinga on the phone.Obama's cousin Odinga in Kenya ran for president and tried to get Shariamuslim law in place there. When Odinga lost the elections, his followershave burned Christians' homes and then burned men, women and children alivein a Christian church where they took shelter.. ObamaSUPPORTED his cousin before the election process here started. Google Obamaand Odinga and see what you get. No one wants to know the truth.
5.) My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian - NOT EXACTLY, she does herdaily Salat prayers at 5am according to her own interviews. Not to mention,Christianity wouldn't allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man.
6.) My Name is African Swahili - NOT EXACTLY, your name is Arabic and'Baraka' (from which Barack came) means 'blessed' in that language. Husseinis also Arabic and so is Obama.Barack Hussein Obama is not half black. If elected, he would be the firstArab-American President, not the first black President. Barack HusseinObama is 50% Caucasian from his mother's side and 43.75% Arabic and 6.25%African Negro from his father's side. While Barack Hussein Obama's fatherwas from Kenya , his father's family was mainly Arabs.. Barack HusseinObama's father was only 12.5% African Negro and 87.5% Arab (his father'sbirth certificate even states he's Arab, not African Negro). From....andfor more....go to.....,_only_6.25%25_African
7.) I Never Practiced Islam - NOT EXACTLY, you practiced it daily atschool, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31years, until your wife made you change, so you could run for office.4-3-08 Article "Obama was 'quite religious in Islam"
8.) My School In Indonesia was Christian - NOT EXACTLY, you wereregistered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for makingfaces (check your own book).February 28, 2008. Kristoff from the New York Times a year ago: Mr. Obamarecalled the opening lines of the Arabic call to prayer, reciting them witha first-rate accent. In a remark that seemed delightfully uncalculated(it'll give Alabama voters heart attacks), Mr. Obama describedthe call to prayer as "one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset."This is just one example of what Pamela is talking about when she says"Obama's narrative is being altered, enhanced and manipulated to whitewashtroubling facts."
9.) I Was Fluent In Indonesian - NOT EXACTLY, not one teacher says youcould speak the language.
10.) Because I Lived In Indonesia , I Have More Foreign Experience - NOTEXACTLY, you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn't even speakthe language. What did you learn, how to study the Koran and watchcartoons.
11.) I Am Stronger On Foreign Affairs - NOT EXACTLY, except for Africa(surprise) and the Middle East (bigger surprise), you have never beenanywhere else on the planet and thus have NO experience with our closestallies.
12.) I Blame My Early Drug Use On Ethnic Confusion - NOT EXACTLY, you werequite content in high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of Kenya and nomention of struggle to identify - your classmates said you were just fine.
13.) An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office - NOT EXACTLY, Ebony hasyet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and neverdid, exist.
14.) A Life Magazine Article Changed My outlook on Life – NOT EXACTLY,Life has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, andnever did, exist.
15.) I Won't Run On A National Ticket In '08 - NOT EXACTLY, here you are,despite saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough experience bythen, and you are all about having experience first.
16.) Voting "Present" is Common In Illinois Senate - NOT EXACTLY, they arecommon for YOU, but not many others have 130 NO VOTES.
17.) Oops, I Misvoted - NOT EXACTLY, only when caught by church groups andDemocrats, did you beg to change your misvote.
18.) I Was A Professor Of Law - NOT EXACTLY, you were a senior lecturer ONLEAVE.
19.) I Was A Constitutional Lawyer - NOT EXACTLY, you were a seniorlecturer ON LEAVE.
20.) Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill - NOT EXACTLY, you didn'twrite it, introduce it, change it, or create it.
21.) The Ethics Bill Was Hard To Pass - NOT EXACTLY, it took just 14 daysfrom start to finish.
22.) I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill - NOT EXACTLY, your bill was rejected byyour own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainlybecause of your Nuclear donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.
23.) I Have Released My State Records - NOT EXACTLY, as of March, 2008,state bills you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released, exposingall the special interests pork hidden within.
24.) I Took On The Asbestos Altgeld Gardens Mess - NOT EXACTLY, you werepart of a large group of people who remedied Altgeld Gardens . You failedto mention anyone else but yourself, in your books.
25.) My Economics Bill Will Help America - NOT EXACTLY, your 111 economicpolicies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0, and even YOUvoted against your own bill.
26.) I Have Been A Bold Leader In Illinois - NOT EXACTLY, even your ownsupporters claim to have not seen BOLD action on your part.
27.) I Passed 26 Of My Own Bills In One Year - NOT EXACTLY, they were notYOUR bills, but rather handed to you, after their creation by a fellowSenator, to assist you in a future bid for higher office.
28.) No One on my campaign contacted Canada about NAFTA – NOT EXACTLY, theCanadian Government issued the names and a memo of the conversation yourcampaign had with them.
29.) I Am Tough On Terrorism - NOT EXACTLY, you missed the Iran Resolutionvote on terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports thedestruction of Israel .
30.) I Want All Votes To Count - NOT EXACTLY, you said let the delegatesdecide.
31.) I Want Americans To Decide - NOT EXACTLY, you prefer caucuses thatlimit the vote, confuse the voters, force a public vote, and only operateduring small windows of time.
32.) I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate - NOT EXACTLY, you passed 26,most of which you didn't write yourself.
33.) I Believe In Fairness, Not Tactics - NOT EXACTLY, you used tactics toeliminate Alice Palmer from running against you.
34.) I Don't Take PAC Money - NOT EXACTLY, you take loads of it.
35.) I don't Have Lobbyists - NOT EXACTLY, you have over 47 lobbyists, andcounting.
36.) My Campaign Had Nothing To Do With The 1984 Ad - NOT EXACTLY, yourown campaign worker made the ad on his Apple in one afternoon.
37.) I Have Always Been Against Iraq - NOT EXACTLY, you weren't in officeto vote against it AND you have voted to fund it every single time.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008


That is what Bryan and I heard last night, at the So You Think You Can Dance concert, from the screaming preteens behind us. However, as annoying as the teeny boppers were, it was a great time. Bryan and I sat up in the nose bleeds, but to the right of the stage so we were high but relatively close. As amazing as the dancers are on TV, they are even better in person; makes me want to be a dancer. Below are a couple pics from the show.

You can kinda see how far away we are from the stage.

They started the show just like they do on TV, with introductions and a walk off between girls and boys.This is Will and Jessica doing the Adam and Eve Dance, AKA the naked/practically having sex onstage dance.Gev dressed up like a woman. He was hilarious, the comic relief of the group; and I must say his solo dance was the most impressive. He received a standing ovation that lasted almost 5 min. And last but not least, pics of the suitcase dance. Ohh my gosh, this dance is my favorite. It's Chelsie and Mark doing a hip hop routine to Bleeding Love. They act and dance so perfectly. And since Chelsie is from UT it received the longest standing ovation. It was a great show, I can't wait till next season. Too bad it doesn't start till May '09.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Like Welcoming Back an Old Friend

TV is back!!!

First off I always get excited for Premier Week; whether I watch the show or not, I like to watch the season premier, it's usually the second best show of the year, next to season finale of course. So this week is ABC's Season Premier Week as well as most of NBC's shows. And I plan on sitting at home on my butt and watching all week long, YAY!!!

The best part about this year is that I learned you can watch TV online. Since I sit in front of computers all day, I usually turn on my laptop and watch TV, so if I don't have time to watch TV at home, I watch it online at work. I found out today that some shows on NBC are available online even though they have not premiered on TV yet. If you click here you can go to NBC's website and watch Chuck, Lipstick Jungle and a couple other shows, even though they have not aired.

Oh TV, I have missed you. Welcome back.

Monday, September 22, 2008


Yay for Fall!!!!! I am extremely happy that Fall is finally here; and though the temperatures do not necessarily reflect the season quite yet, I know that it's just around the corner. I love fall, the crisp air, Halloween, the knowledge that Thanksgiving and Christmas are close, but most of all the clothes.

I love winter jackets, sweaters, jeans, boots!!! They are so much more flattering than tight shirts, and shorts that go to my knees (if you have hips at all these make them look twice as big as they already are) . So for those of us that are not a size 8 or smaller, fall is a godsend. We just don't look cute in second skin shirts and shorts, and the pit stains and boob sweat from 100 degree weather is just not attractive (that's right, I said boob sweat).

So thank you fall for coming and allowing me the opportunity to be modest, cover myself up and not sweat to death.

Friday, September 12, 2008

A New Addition to Our Family

No not a baby! Sorry to disapoint. As of Wednesday night, Bryan and I acquired a 7 month old minx kitten. Long story short, we couldn't leave her and are way to nice to say no. So rather we spent Wed. night at the Utah Pet Center, spending $134 to get her a bunch of shots and test her for Kitty Leukemia and Kitty Aids. Yes Kitty Aids. While we waited an hour for the doc we came up with a name for our kitty. Since our other cats have Harry Potter themed names, it was only fair to name our 3rd kitty, so the name we came up with was, Nymphadora Tonks Watson, we call her tonks. Here are a couple pics from the vet while we waited

Here she is waiting with daddy. She is ridiculously cuddly and purrs like a deisel truck.

I love this one because she looks high.

So after we spend the night at the hospital we take her home to meet or other 2 kitties. Yup, that didn't go over very well. You'd think she was a 200 lb. dog by the way they were hissing at her, and then it was like they forgot that they had lived with any cats or humans for the past year and started hissing at each other and then us. It's rough.

So then we go to bed, keep Tonks in our room with us so that the other 2 don't eat her in her sleep. She slept like a rock until about 4:30 in the morning, when she decided to wake up and wander around the bed till she found the perfect spot to drop a load, that's right, she pooped right on our goose feather down comforter. So I yell at Bryan to wake up while carrying her to the bathroom and her litter box, too late, she's already done. So we put her back on the bed and she realizes that she's not done, she then procedes to pee on the comforter. I nearly threw up, don't know what i'm going to do when I have kids, I don't believe all that crap about how it's your kid and because it comes out of them it doesn't smell; bull honky, it's still poop, it still stinks.

This shows her little nub of a tail.

So that leads us up to now, our cats still don't like each other, Tonks is still now potty trained, and I have some very hostile pets in my home. So here is the question...does anyone have any tips on potty training a cat? Any tips on getting your cats to like each other? Please help me, I can't take the evil glares i'm getting from my cats or locking Tonks in the bathroom because i'm afraid she'll poop on couch next or my pillow.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

McCain-Palin '08

For any of you who did not have a chance to watch the Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin's speech last night click here

She is amazing. For every person that said she was not strong enough, not experienced, this was a kick in the teeth. And can I just say, she has more experience than Obama, who is running for flipping President, what a joke.

I will be honest when I say, I was not a huge fan of McCain, he was simply the lesser of two evils. However, when Palin was added to the ticket, I got excited. She represents the core beliefs that our country was built on, and she is so powerful in her speeches that you can't help but like her and root for her.

So right after I watcher her speech this morning online, I went and bought myself some stickers.

So for anyone else who thinks that voting for Obama is as ridiculous as I do, you can get these bumper stickers at here
Also, in case you have not yet registered, click here
VOTE McCain-Palin '08- Country First!!!!